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Shark said...
Ok fine, I J. R. D. now announce my candidacy for President of the United States of America. And with this announcement there will be punch and pie at my house, just show up on the 18th at 6:30 pm and we will all get started on the campaign plan just in time for November. It will be a fast hitting plan giving the other candidates no time to dig up anything on me! HA it is so nuts that it just might work! What do you think?
5:46 am
posted by Deadpool at 9/27/2004 01:03:00 AM
8 Comments:
LOL
Funny, man...
Hey, I like punch and pie. You get my vote. Got any good sandwhiches
No it is cool,I get elected now and sworn in in 2016 it will work...really...and why do they call her first lady?She ain't the frist and so many of em wernt ladys.Cant we just call the job what it is"Nagging Bitch
with Access to a Camera Crew"(I mean that in the most polite way possible);p
And it was for the 18th of Sept.and as so that no one showed up to the campain HQ,not even the missus,my plans for the greater good of the country went up in a cloud of smoke.The withdrawl letter is being drawn up by midgets as I type.
Ok fine I will formaly apolgise for my "Nagging Bitch with a Camera Crew" comment.I am sorry Hilery I know your penis was just rubbing your leg the wrong way.There has been a great number of very enfluenceal women in the White House and some of them actully were married to the President at the time too!I now challenge you the Council to get me on the ballot of 2016 if you do (and not as a write-in)I will run a campaign that has never been seen in this century:A Totally Honest Campaign.With all my skeletons out in the air before anyone else can do it and ask people to vote for me as not for what I have done but for what I can do!And as many of you are aware I DO NOT BACK DOWN FROM ANYTHING!!
Ohio would be nice and unsuspecting,but I am a Missouri
Boy at heart and we have produced Presidents before!And I do have my political running mate in mind his name is Colin and his goal in life is to be Pres. so if I help him get in the V.P. spot he will be a shoe in for the big Pres. for the next run.
He might or might not and If I do get on the ballot he would be the best choise for a running mate.And with his goals and my military record,we just might have a shot.
Who is this Collin fella? Oh well, I am still Chief of Staff. And where is my damn punch and pie? I want my punch and pie!
And my cheesey crackers from Quill!
The crackers are done, soup's on!!
I have also provided you with your favorite cardboard IMO's pizza. Enjoy.
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